I was in Cleveland to deliver a keynote speech at a large conference. I arrived late and the hotel was not located near any restaurants or other shops. I was hungry when I went to the "Welcome Reception". It did not take long to find all the food choices involved meat and cheese.
I had to eat, so I gathered the crackers and some strawberries.... but the I saw the "Lamb Lolly-Pops". Oh come on, lamb has been my favorite meat since I was three years old. There was a pile of lamb chops calling my name. One would not be a problem.
I at six.
The following day my flight home did not serve food. The kids had not eaten yet, as my wife was away, so once I had gotten everyone settled I ordered a pizza. I was going to make a salad for myself.
I ate three slices of cheese pizza.
Ooops.
